I dont understand the Edward Jones hiring process
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[quote=Ronnie Dobbs][quote=hotair1]Shut up you freaking windy![/quote]
Strawberry sucker biotch…!!![/quote]No dummy you made the sucker comment to me. I work at Jones. You are once again caught in a lie.[/quote]
I’ve made the sucker comment to both you and Ron.
We did order a new shipment of suckers last week. We are really going above and beyond to help our customers. We also offer CD rates that are FDIC insured at 1 %!!!!!!!
The only problem we run into is when the local Jones BOA comes to deposit the collected checks from her FA. (Usually 5 or 6 checks for $50) She opens her purse and dumps all of the suckers into a fancy glass jar with an EJ label on it. She will then leave a stack of Edward Jones and You brochures, claiming she "dropped" them. When I ask her if she was told to do this she says, "No, I just want to earn LP before my FA".[quote=Ron 14]
We did order a new shipment of suckers last week. We are really going above and beyond to help our customers. We also offer CD rates that are FDIC insured at 1 %!!!!!!!
The only problem we run into is when the local Jones BOA comes to deposit the collected checks from her FA. (Usually 5 or 6 checks for $50) She opens her purse and dumps all of the suckers into a fancy glass jar with an EJ label on it. She will then leave a stack of Edward Jones and You brochures, claiming she "dropped" them. When I ask her if she was told to do this she says, "No, I just want to earn LP before my FA". [/quote] That would be funny if at least half of it weren't true.[quote=Ron 14]
We did order a new shipment of suckers last week. We are really going above and beyond to help our customers. We also offer CD rates that are FDIC insured at 1 %!!!
The only problem we run into is when the local Jones BOA comes to deposit the collected checks from her FA. (Usually 5 or 6 checks for $50) She opens her purse and dumps all of the suckers into a fancy glass jar with an EJ label on it. She will then leave a stack of Edward Jones and You brochures, claiming she “dropped” them. When I ask her if she was told to do this she says, “No, I just want to earn LP before my FA”. [/quote]
Ron, you’re on a roll this week. I’m almost positive at least half of that is true.
Was that your BOA cramming the suckers in her purse?Ron Ron Ron…You just wish i deposited my check at your bank.
No, my BOA was busy scanning about 13 checks worth over $2M on our check scanner. We have no need for the local bank.
Ooooooooo...really? Golly, that sure is impressive. I think I liked you better when people were calling your office and scaring your BOA.No, my BOA was busy scanning about 13 checks worth over $2M on our check scanner. We have no need for the local bank.
Was that your BOA cramming the suckers in her purse?[/quote] Windy was to busy cramming his RL's "sucker" in his mouth, which must have paid off allowing him to inherit an office.[quote=Ronnie Dobbs]Ron Ron Ron…You just wish i deposited my check at your bank.
I thought you inherited a book that you said you've been firing clients from that don't answer their phone or something.I got an office. Noone gave me a 100, 20, or even 10 Million dollar book.
Holy crap! We get it Windy, you are an Edward Jones god. Seriously, I have never in my life seen someone brag so much about how much money they make.
With that kind of success, those of you who still go to the new FA meetings, how many times have you seen DJ on a broadcast? He should be on there every flippin’ month.
I thought you inherited a book that you said you've been firing clients from that don't answer their phone or something.[/quote] I inherited a little less than 5 M.[quote=Ronnie Dobbs]I got an office. Noone gave me a 100, 20, or even 10 Million dollar book.
I thought you inherited a book that you said you've been firing clients from that don't answer their phone or something.[/quote] I inherited a little less than 5 M. [/quote][quote=3rdyrp2][quote=Ronnie Dobbs]I got an office. Noone gave me a 100, 20, or even 10 Million dollar book.
Ronnie/Windy,
After looking back at your posts this past year, your assets under management are now $547MM. Add $5MM from the office you took over and that brings you to $552MM.
Your posts are getting boring...please stop!
[quote=3rdyrp2][quote=Ronnie Dobbs]I got an office. Noone gave me a 100, 20, or even 10 Million dollar book.
I thought you inherited a book that you said you’ve been firing clients from that don’t answer their phone or something.[/quote]
I inherited a little less than 5 M. [/quote]
I thought when you moved in you had a little less than 5M, but 3M of that was what you brought in. So you inherited 2M?
My bad. The office had under $5M after i transferred in, so yes $3 of that was mine already.
Windy, your real name is DJ ? Did I read that correctly ? Wow, your parents are dumber than you.
If you are doing 1/3 of what you say you are you don't need EJ at all. You should be Indy and taking a bigger cut.ha ha – DJ made another thread about his production.
Do us all a favor and just update it in your signature line fool.