EDJ Invasulation, breaking the ice

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Jun 26, 2008 1:48 pm

While I am reading up for my 7th, I'm doing door knocking "just for the fun of it".

I have met SO many nice peoples. None of them have heard of any of the other companies but Edward Jones!
 
This is how I break the ice with them, I know many, many magic tricks. (I even made a couples twin engine cascade disapear once.)  I usually start with a simple card trick, where they wind up with a EDJ's pamplet in their pockets. That drives them nuts trying to figure that one out! Next comes a single fresh rose for the man of the house. (You have to be willing to shake things up to keep their attention!) Then of course the lady just has to smell the fresh rose, this is where she gets the squirt of water in the eye! (I have added just a pinch of salt to make it smart just a little.) By this time I OWN these people and have made not only certain prospects but have made two friends for life!
 
How do you break the ice?( Nothing from Miss Jones please)
Jun 26, 2008 2:21 pm
saul4paul:

While I am reading up for my 7th, I'm doing door knocking "just for the fun of it".

I have met SO many nice peoples. None of them have heard of any of the other companies but Edward Jones!
 
This is how I break the ice with them, I know many, many magic tricks. (I even made a couples twin engine cascade disapear once.)  I usually start with a simple card trick, where they wind up with a EDJ's pamplet in their pockets. That drives them nuts trying to figure that one out! Next comes a single fresh rose for the man of the house. (You have to be willing to shake things up to keep their attention!) Then of course the lady just has to smell the fresh rose, this is where she gets the squirt of water in the eye! (I have added just a pinch of salt to make it smart just a little.) By this time I OWN these people and have made not only certain prospects but have made two friends for life!
 
How do you break the ice?( Nothing from Miss Jones please)
 
GET A LIFE! We all know you are a total liar..
Jun 26, 2008 2:27 pm

I think Saul is really Fes...all liquored up...

Jun 26, 2008 3:23 pm
bspears:

I think Saul is really Fes...all liquored up...

 
Fes always reminded of Beaker from the Muppet Show.
Jun 26, 2008 3:56 pm

I only go to the doors when I see big knockers.  I wouldn't approach your buddy Rue Paul if I were prospecting.

Jun 26, 2008 4:56 pm

 It's back again.

 
P.S. I like Miss Jones and Spiff
Jun 26, 2008 6:10 pm
norway401:

 It's back again.

 
P.S. I like Miss Jones and Spiff
 
Wise up.  Spiff,Broker, Miss jones are the same people
Jun 26, 2008 6:16 pm

I didn't realize I'd grown boobs overnight.  I tend to notice things like that. 

Jun 26, 2008 7:51 pm
apprentice:

I only go to the doors when I see big knockers. I wouldn't approach your buddy Rue Paul if I were prospecting.





I'm always game for a house with big knockers   

Jun 26, 2008 10:57 pm
Spaceman Spiff:

I didn't realize I'd grown boobs overnight.  I tend to notice things like that. 





Jun 27, 2008 12:27 pm

 You truly don't get it.....Saul4Paul....you were somewhat funny, but now just a complete idiot!!!!

 
P.S. I like Miss Jones and Spiff