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Aug 14, 2009 6:17 pm

It was a nice house - set a few hundred yards from the road.  I was tired, it was Friday and I considered skipping it.  However, those words "never skip a house" rang in my ears.  As I made my way down the driveway I saw a powerwheels car and a swingset.  My heart sank .. these people are not going to have lots of extra cash but I still kept walking. Determined to get one last contact before the day was done.

As I knocked on the door a little head appeared.  Great I thought, I can sell a 529 to the 4 year old looking out the door at me.  He opened the door and invited me in.  I declined asking if his mom or dad was home.  My mommy is in the shower he said.  Well young man, please give her this flyer and lock your door. 

Then I heard his mother calling.  He yelled back, mommy there is a man at the door and he just gave me a piece of paper for you.  Can he come inside?  Oh the panic in the moms voice and she hurried to the door.  Her robe loosely tied, her fake boobs trying to sneak out.  As she picked up her son what did I see, a nipple?  I think so....  Oh the power of the MILF.  Thank you ma'am for finishing my day and giving me a great reason to visit again.

Aug 14, 2009 9:14 pm

Nice.

Aug 15, 2009 1:23 pm

All that was missing was, "Dear Penthouse Forum"

Aug 15, 2009 2:53 pm
voltmoie:

It was a nice house - set a few hundred yards from the road.  I was tired, it was Friday and I considered skipping it.  However, those words "never skip a house" rang in my ears.  As I made my way down the driveway I saw a powerwheels car and a swingset.  My heart sank .. these people are not going to have lots of extra cash but I still kept walking. Determined to get one last contact before the day was done.

As I knocked on the door a little head appeared.  Great I thought, I can sell a 529 to the 4 year old looking out the door at me.  He opened the door and invited me in.  I declined asking if his mom or dad was home.  My mommy is in the shower he said.  Well young man, please give her this flyer and lock your door. 

Then I heard his mother calling.  He yelled back, mommy there is a man at the door and he just gave me a piece of paper for you.  Can he come inside?  Oh the panic in the moms voice and she hurried to the door.  Her robe loosely tied, her fake boobs trying to sneak out.  As she picked up her son what did I see, a nipple?  I think so....  Oh the power of the MILF.  Thank you ma'am for finishing my day and giving me a great reason to visit again.



LMAO BRAVO! BRAVO!

Aug 19, 2009 11:47 pm

Lol thats what I call a great day even if no sale was made.

Aug 20, 2009 8:47 am

... ABC, baby. Close that deal!

Aug 20, 2009 10:08 am

This board really needs more of these stories.  Thanks for sharing that.

Aug 20, 2009 11:25 am

were you a student at a small MidWestern University

Aug 20, 2009 2:19 pm

My wife did say there was some new Jones guy prospecting in the area the other day.  Hmm. 

Aug 20, 2009 2:26 pm

34C, B24?

Aug 20, 2009 2:29 pm
voltmoie:

34C, B24?





34C! Didn't they tell you not to leave until you get the statements!?

Aug 20, 2009 7:37 pm

too bad you didn't give her the pole and gave us a hell of a story, but I do like it none the less. Can't say I ever saw any nipples back in the day on the phone.

Aug 26, 2009 2:13 am

Reminds me of one of my first door knocks......having a good conversation with an attractive mom when little Johny walks up and pulls up her sh*t for a drink.  She took it in stride like her boob wasn't out in the open and continued the conversation, lol