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Apr 26, 2009 1:12 pm

If one is investing for one’s own benefit in one’s personal account, everyone is welcome.

Once you start providing advice for a fee, the regulators step in. It is a highly regulated industry. Just the facts.    
Apr 26, 2009 2:35 pm

...and you still haven't told us what "plays" you made to make some money over the years.

 
Apr 26, 2009 2:41 pm

[quote=InvestorTester]Hey Guys,

You’ll have to excuse me for this seemingly “noobish” question. As much as I like law (and arguing), all types of regulation just blow me out of the water. Not my area of expertise!

Anyway, I’ve made some successful plays in the stock market. Some of my friends are wondering if they could “give” me money, that I can put in the stock market, and grow for them. In return, I take a fee, etc.

This, by definition, is a stock broker. However, this isn’t anything professional. It’s just a soul proprietorship making money for friends, and taking a small cut of it. Before I do anything like this, do I need to become a licensed stock broker? Going through the test seems a little excessive. Everything would be under my name, I’d pay taxes on the gains, etc.

Hope this isn’t too long, just wondering if I would be doing anything wrong before I do it.

Thanks in advance!

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You should stop lying to your friends about how well you’re doing, so they’ll know how stupid it is to have you manage their money.

Apr 26, 2009 2:42 pm
InvestorTester:

Wonderful forum you guys have going on here.

Terrific advice. I’m sorry I’m not some Finance geek. Sorry I’ve made money in the market too.

I guess it’s just reserved for those with willful arrogance?

  Lmao!  You have the nerve to come on here and tell us you have friends that are willing to hand over their investment accounts to be put in your name so you can make some "plays" to get them money that they wouldn't make by investing elsewhere, and you have been very successful at this, allegedly, and then tell us "I'm sorry I'm not some Finance geek"?  What are you, throwing darts at a dartboard? 
Apr 26, 2009 7:35 pm

[quote=FABroker1999]If one is investing for one’s own benefit in one’s personal account, everyone is welcome.

Once you start providing advice for a fee, the regulators step in. It is a highly regulated industry. Just the facts.    [/quote]

THIS is what I was looking for. Thanks for your polite response. I posted this in the rookie section for a reason

Thanks!
Apr 26, 2009 7:39 pm

My pleasure…but remember, there is never any extra charge for the willful arrogance!

                                                          
Apr 26, 2009 7:55 pm

I’ll keep that in mind, but I think I have enough myself as it is!

Do you guys really share your trades with eachother? Seems like you would want to be hush hush about it, or is this just a pretty close knit community that does it as a “buddy buddy” type thing?

Apr 26, 2009 9:01 pm

Oh, great. Enjoy your Sunday.

Apr 26, 2009 9:10 pm

With this last comment, you certainly proved you belong in the Rookies section (and it’s great that you recognize this fact).

If you do decide to go into this industry, you will discover that your “trades” or “stock picks” are meaningless in the grand scope of things. What matters is matching an investment strategy to an individuals goals and risk tolerance. It’s much more of a customer service industry rather than being a professional investor.

Stock picking only comes into play when you manage hundreds of millions of dollars (mutual fund managers, endowment funds, etc.). For everyone else on this forum, it’s just about matching an investment to a customer. We’re just sales people and customer service reps…although, having a solid understanding of investments will go very far when trying to get clients to hand over more money!!!

Apr 26, 2009 9:22 pm

Hey Still@jones, thanks for the comment.

I really don’t want to be a “broker,” not really my thing. I just like making my own personal trades and “fooling around” if you will for some extra cash. Really looking at getting serious this summer though.

Just was wondering if there was any way to share my own personal success (or, luck I should say) with a few close friends. That looks out of the question though, which is fine.

Apr 26, 2009 9:51 pm

[quote=InvestorTester] [quote=FABroker1999]If one is investing for one’s own benefit in one’s personal account, everyone is welcome.

Once you start providing advice for a fee, the regulators step in. It is a highly regulated industry. Just the facts.    [/quote]

THIS is what I was looking for. Thanks for your polite response. I posted this in the rookie section for a reason

Thanks!
[/quote]   There is no possible way that you didn't know this would be the answer to your question.  Question:  What do you plan to do if one of your "plays" doesn't work out and your friend/client is out $30,000 on a bad bet?  Will they pat you on the back and say "Don't worry, you'll get 'em next time?"  Or will they say "InvestorTester, WTF?!?!?!  How do you plan to pay me back my kids college tuition now?"
Apr 27, 2009 1:46 am

[quote=iceco1d]I’m willing to bet this guy is talking about some college buddies that each want to give him $1,000. 

  This guy doesn't have any serious money, and neither do his 'buddies.'[/quote]

Glad you have total inside access to my funds. Does it make you feel superior or something when trying to talk down my investor cash?

Whatever. Thanks for the advice everyone.
Apr 27, 2009 1:51 am

i thought the $1m figure was generous.

Apr 27, 2009 2:48 am

[quote=InvestorTester] [quote=iceco1d]I’m willing to bet this guy is talking about some college buddies that each want to give him $1,000. 

  This guy doesn't have any serious money, and neither do his 'buddies.'[/quote]

Glad you have total inside access to my funds. Does it make you feel superior or something when trying to talk down my investor cash?

Whatever. Thanks for the advice everyone.
[/quote]   Awww man, you got this thing on lock sonny! For real, don't listen to these "brokers" (brokers manage money until there's none left!) Here's what you should do... Get all your buddies to give you the money, all this week, as you know this week is just really important. Then use as much margin buying power as you can to buy options instead of shares, but make sure the expiration date is soon on them because you don't want to wait around, that's boring... Then once you see the thing pop just pour a scotch (the good stuff) and sell that sh*t! BAM! It's so damn easy man, you'll be fine just be agressive and forget learning the "fundamentals" obviously that stuff is BS, otherwise wouldn't the old geezers be in the green?!?! Your time is now bro, congrats on seeing the light, now go get traaaaaddding!!!!!
Apr 27, 2009 3:17 am

[quote=smokescreen agent][quote=InvestorTester] [quote=iceco1d]I’m willing to bet this guy is talking about some college buddies that each want to give him $1,000. 

  This guy doesn't have any serious money, and neither do his 'buddies.'[/quote]

Glad you have total inside access to my funds. Does it make you feel superior or something when trying to talk down my investor cash?

Whatever. Thanks for the advice everyone.
[/quote]   Awww man, you got this thing on lock sonny! For real, don't listen to these "brokers" (brokers manage money until there's none left!) Here's what you should do... Get all your buddies to give you the money, all this week, as you know this week is just really important. Then use as much margin buying power as you can to buy options instead of shares, but make sure the expiration date is soon on them because you don't want to wait around, that's boring... Then once you see the thing pop just pour a scotch (the good stuff) and sell that sh*t! BAM! It's so damn easy man, you'll be fine just be agressive and forget learning the "fundamentals" obviously that stuff is BS, otherwise wouldn't the old geezers be in the green?!?! Your time is now bro, congrats on seeing the light, now go get traaaaaddding!!!!![/quote]   You're right!  All this guy's gotta do is develop the business saavy of Lenny Dykstra, and dude, the cash will come flooding in.  You're friends will LOVE you 5 years from now!   http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4084962
Apr 27, 2009 6:18 am

Ha - funny article.

From the article:
only magazine while he sneaks peeks at the financial news and stock
charts on a bank of three super-sized computer screens behind him.

Those only look to be 21-24" screens? Huh?

Anyway, I know I’m missing the point, but this guy seems like he’s giving off Madoff style lies about his “riches.”

Apr 27, 2009 8:31 am

Best thing for you to do is to grab a series 65 or 66 self-study book and read it over. There are very strict rules and regulations that you will need to know about.

Apr 27, 2009 2:09 pm

Understand that you came on a forum for people that charge for the service of professionally managing investments essentially asking if there is an easy way to make a little money replicating things that you’ve done in the past. It is the equivalent of me walking into the bar (booze, not law), debating some guy at the other end of the bar about whether or not waterboarding is torture or some other complex legal issue, having the people around you say you laid out a persuasive argument, then soliciting your friends to represent them in some formal legal proceding because “you are good at arguing”. Then, you go and ask a bunch of lawyers what the easiest way to get paid for this “service”. This is our livelihood, and most of us take it very seriously. Framing it in the way that you did cheapens it (outside of the many, many, many reasons it is dangerous for you and your friends).

  All of us have had a client in our office with a portfolio 'managed' by their friend that is an absolute toxic mess. Good intentions, bad results. And...most of us will tell you that managing the money of friends/family is awful. Many (including myself) go to great lengths to avoid it.   Do your friends (and yourself) a favor, tell them to find someone licensed to help them. You would do the same (I hope) for someone trying to buy/sell a home, needing legal representation, getting complex tax issues resolved, getting an addition built on their house, etc.
Apr 27, 2009 7:36 pm

Enjoy prison. 

Apr 27, 2009 8:40 pm

BTW- legally, you couldn’t be bound to arbitration, so that would be interesting to watch.