blarmston:

Sorry Dob, I havet had a chance to respond. Just got off the phone with your best client- they are ACAT'ing their acc**ts over. You'll get the notice tomorrow.....

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Hey blarm, I got the notice! I say, good riddance! Never liked the client, anyway. We never had anything in common.

For the rest of you, this client is in his mid-40's, single, and until recently, lived with his mother. He told me he was very "excited" to have met you, stating that there was a "chemistry" between you two. Hmmmm. Anyway, he said you offered him a "fabulous" financial plan, with some "delicious" investments. Hmmmmm. The free tickets to the broadway show "Rent" clinched the ACAT for you. Hmmmmm.

Well, I'm sure you two will be very happy together! 

stokwiz:

Dog-don't forget to write a book.Call Elaine Garzarelli for tips!(She called the 87 crash, rode the celebrity circuit,  developed a crack habit, rest is history)

Stok

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Are you serious about the crack habit? I always thought she appeared to have aged rather quickly, but never knew it may have been due to "crack".

Hahaha... Yes, he was so understanding.. And he LISTENED!!! Wow, I am not used to that.... It was great- after he signed the ACAT's, we just sat there in my office and cuddled all afternoon.... Then we went to Hillcrest and sipped on double lattes all night...

Wow!!!! What a client!!!!!!

Awwwwggghhh, the mental picture!!! Must...get...picture...out...of...my...head! Must...bang...head...against...wall! 

SLAM-SLAM-SLAM-SLAM....Ahhhhhhhh, the pain has made it go away. Yes, that's it, that's it. Ahhhhhh....