So, What'll You Do With Your Check?

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Jan 24, 2008 8:22 pm

The economic stimulus checks are on their way! Show me da money, baby! I've got my eye on a set of wheel spinners for my new ride. What about y'all?

Jan 24, 2008 10:16 pm

Pair of Allen Edmonds...

Jan 24, 2008 10:43 pm

I think I got phased out from what I understand.

Jan 24, 2008 10:56 pm

If it's based on my 06 Ejones income..I still qualify.. but if it is the 07 income as an Indy, I'm phased out!!

Jan 24, 2008 11:17 pm

Dobe I think they're missing your joke...

Jan 25, 2008 12:11 pm

Closing cost on a forclosed home. I going for a zero down, zero interest ARM that resets way way way way off in the future sometime if ever at all. We need to our individual part to help avert a recession. What better way than to home in on ground zero of the problem and help the home builders. By the way its called ground zero because to buy the ground its zero down, zero percent apr.


Then I'm buying an american made car, an 82 Chevy Caprice with astro venilation. BUY AMERICAN!!!!! We need to do whatever we can to help american car manufacturers!
 
And with the balance I'm going to Disneyworld! At least there the line between reality and fantasy is clearly delineated.
Jan 25, 2008 12:16 pm

BG, funny stuff...and yes, Joe, I got it...was just pissed off about the Robin Hood effect.  I'm busting my butt and being punished for success...I WANT MY WELFARE CHECK TOO!!!

Jan 25, 2008 8:28 pm
joedabrkr:

Dobe I think they're missing your joke...

 
 Yeah, I agree.
Jan 25, 2008 8:47 pm
Indyone:

BG, funny stuff...and yes, Joe, I got it...was just pissed off about the Robin Hood effect.  I'm busting my butt and being punished for success...I WANT MY WELFARE CHECK TOO!!!

 
I've got something even better for you, carbon offsets. That's right!
 
Since you're successful, you don't need the money. But because you're successful, your carbon footprint is huge; big car, big house, big office, meat-eater, etc. The greenhouse gases you emit, with your lifestyle, are melting the glaciers! You're killing Mother Earth!! 
 
So, as a last minute amendment to the stimulus plan, carbon offsets will be issued to those who don't qualify for the monetary part of the stimulus plan. That way, everybody's happy!
 
You're welcome!
 
 
 
(Note: I'm kidding. No carbon offsets will be issued to rich people. You get nothing, nada, zilch. Have a nice day!)
Jan 25, 2008 8:54 pm

That's OK...I'll still be rich next year when there's no stimulus check for the great unwashed.

Jan 25, 2008 9:27 pm

dober,
 Sorry, I will not qualify to receive a stimulus check. I'm sorry to hear that you will.

Jan 26, 2008 4:23 pm

Buy puts on SPY

Jan 26, 2008 8:08 pm
YHWY:

dober,
 Sorry, I will not qualify to receive a stimulus check. I'm sorry to hear that you will.

 
Yeah, between the stimulus check, food stamps, the frozen ARM-rate on my $500,000 mortgage, and credit cards, I'll be livin' large for the next 12 months. So, who's the sucka now, bee-otch?
Jan 27, 2008 4:13 pm
iceco1d:
doberman:
YHWY:

dober,
 Sorry, I will not qualify to receive a stimulus check. I'm sorry to hear that you will.

 
Yeah, between the stimulus check, food stamps, the frozen ARM-rate on my $500,000 mortgage, and credit cards, I'll be livin' large for the next 12 months. So, who's the sucka now, bee-otch?
 
Got all that suckah...PLUS an 84 month auto loan on my Escalade
 
I stand bested.