Kid Names By Parental Druggies!

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Jul 24, 2008 4:40 pm

Obsurdity is reaching new heights.

When I read these stupid names, I laughed; then I felt sorry for the kids. These parents should be forced to watch MASH reruns, as punishment!
Boys' Names:
Girls' Names:
Then, for those parents who have no imagination:
Jul 24, 2008 5:31 pm

Part of the problem is that 12 year olds are having babies AND naming them. Children aren't good at choosing names for other children. 

Jul 25, 2008 10:43 am

Some of the other lists are quite funny too.  People actually named their kid Cashew, Nacho, Taco, and Tequila.  I wonder if Nacho and Taco were twins?

Jul 25, 2008 11:42 am

I know someone that named their kids Fox and Maverick.  Apparently they were too much into Top Gun.

Jul 31, 2008 5:15 pm


This is the best one of the lot... that means a-hole in greek.
Jul 31, 2008 7:40 pm

the strangest that I recall was: Discombobulated Jones

Aug 1, 2008 6:58 pm

This is Terrific:

As for Dow Joseph Jones, there was serious talk of naming him Jack Ryan Jones, to keep the Harrison Ford theme. (Jack Ryan is the character Ford played in a series of action movies.) Instead, her husband named their son Dow on a dare while Jennifer was asleep in the hospital bed after giving birth.

She said she cried when she found out and even thought about having Dow's name changed.

Aug 8, 2008 7:23 am

If anyone has access to a 1977 phone book from Austin, TX there is a listing for a guy named Henauder Titzoff.