Kid Names By Parental Druggies!

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Jul 24, 2008 4:40 pm

Obsurdity is reaching new heights.

  When I read these stupid names, I laughed; then I felt sorry for the kids. These parents should be forced to watch MASH reruns, as punishment!   Boys' Names:   http://projects.ajc.com/names/list/hyphens/boys/multi/   Girls' Names:   http://projects.ajc.com/names/list/hyphens/girls/multi/   Then, for those parents who have no imagination:   http://projects.ajc.com/names/list/?imw=Y    
Jul 24, 2008 5:31 pm

Part of the problem is that 12 year olds are having babies AND naming them. Children aren’t good at choosing names for other children. 

Jul 25, 2008 10:43 am

Some of the other lists are quite funny too.  People actually named their kid Cashew, Nacho, Taco, and Tequila.  I wonder if Nacho and Taco were twins?

Jul 25, 2008 11:42 am

I know someone that named their kids Fox and Maverick.  Apparently they were too much into Top Gun.

Jul 31, 2008 5:15 pm

MA-LA-KAH

This is the best one of the lot... that means a-hole in greek.
Jul 31, 2008 7:40 pm

the strangest that I recall was: Discombobulated Jones

Aug 1, 2008 6:58 pm
This is Terrific: http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/08/01/unusual.names.irpt/index.html?iref=mpstoryview [QUOTE]

As for Dow Joseph Jones, there was serious talk of naming him Jack Ryan Jones, to keep the Harrison Ford theme. (Jack Ryan is the character Ford played in a series of action movies.) Instead, her husband named their son Dow on a dare while Jennifer was asleep in the hospital bed after giving birth.

She said she cried when she found out and even thought about having Dow's name changed.[/quote]

Aug 8, 2008 7:23 am

If anyone has access to a 1977 phone book from Austin, TX there is a listing for a guy named Henauder Titzoff.