Fun

or Register to post new content in the forum

 

Comments

  • Allowed HTML tags: <em> <strong> <blockquote> <br> <p>

Plain text

  • No HTML tags allowed.
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
Dec 11, 2008 10:06 pm

I dont ever post crap like this but we all need a laugh these days:



To Maintain A
Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.
At
Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At
Passing Cars. See
If They Slow Down.
2.
Page
Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't
Disguise Your Voice!

3.
Every
Time Someone Asks You To
Do
Something, ask
If They Want Fries with that.

4.
Put
Decaf In The Coffee
Maker For 3 Weeks .
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
Addictions, Switch
to Espresso.
</
FONT>5.
In
the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6.
Skip
down
the hall Rather
Than Walk and see how
many looks you get.
7.
Order a Diet
Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8.
Specify
That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To
Go'.

9. Sing
Along At The Opera.

10.
Five
Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You
have
a headache.
11.
When
The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I
Won! I Won!'

12.
When
Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking
lot, Yelling 'Run
For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13.
Tell
Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due
To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'


14.
PICK
UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING
ROOM IS..


Dec 11, 2008 10:55 pm

  I vote 5 clapping smiling faces.  Do we ever need something to laugh about.  Enjoy your Friday.

Dec 12, 2008 10:16 am

I like number 14..

Dec 12, 2008 10:21 am

14 made me laugh out loud. 

 
I read them all (including #14) to my BOA and she's still chuckling.  Thanks for the laugh.