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Sep 18, 2006 7:37 pm

I am here to inform you that there's a new Sheriff in town and that's me.


Be forewarned that I will be watching from time to time (Knows Wall St., NASD Newbie etc... can't afford to pay me full time).


Realize that you will be held accountable for all infractions.


I am actively recruiting honorable men and women to form a forum watch to police this board in my absence.


You may PM me if you'd like to submit a resume.


Keep in mind; just like how the cops can speed to accomplish their duty, I am the only one here exempt from the rules.....although I will be dutifully dilligent in observing the Perfect Grammar code of conduct.


Thank you in advance for your absolute compliance.  Happy posting.

Sep 18, 2006 7:55 pm

I work with Internal Affairs of the Grammar Police and I'll be watching you.

Sep 18, 2006 8:13 pm

what be u do?

Sep 19, 2006 12:20 am
BabyFat:

what be u do?


I will not dignify your petulent sarcasm by citing you and validating your insincere display of ignorance.


But, consider this your warning.  Next time I won't be so generous.

Sep 19, 2006 7:44 am
Grammar Police:
BabyFat:

what be u do?


I will not dignify your petulent sarcasm by citing you and validating your insincere display of ignorance.


But, consider this your warning.  Next time I won't be so generous.



It's good to know the police are on duty.

Sep 21, 2006 7:33 am

dat bes OK

Sep 22, 2006 10:19 pm

Grammar Police....thankfully someone finally took the job. I kept nominating people but nobody took the job until now. I recommend focusing your effort on those that are extremely critical of everyone else and bust on them.

Sep 23, 2006 12:19 am

Knows Wall Street aka NASD Newbie (now I've come to know him as NASDy Newbie since reading these forums) did not pay me as he promised.  What an jerk!!!


He offered to pay me a modest sum of money to correct all the people who make grammatical errors on this board.  Since I'm flat broke and he likes to 'help' people in trouble (especially young teenage boys like me) he approached me with this offer.  There's alot more to the story which I can't get into right now (he's in the other room waiting for me) but don't listen to a word this guy says.  He's coming......gotta go NOW!!

Sep 23, 2006 8:35 am

that is just.... S T R A N G E....noticed you and Knows Wall St have the same Birthday....are you twins?