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May 22, 2007 12:23 am

I found some jokes in a book I'm reading.


Key to financial success:


1.  Make Money.


2. Don't spend it.



A novel idea!

May 22, 2007 12:28 am

Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere!


-Anonymous



If you had your life to live over again,


you'd need more money. -Anonymous


Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male, one female, and did they multiply beautifully! Next to the guinea pigs. taxes must have been the most prolific animals. -Will Rogers.

May 22, 2007 12:34 am

Dilbert: Scott Adams


Dogbert:  "I'm going into business as a financial advisor".


Dilbert: "Sounds hard"


It's easy.  I'll tell all of my clients to invest in the "Dogbert Deferred Earnings Fund" dogbert said.


Dilbert:  Isn't that a conflict of interest" 


Dogbert:  "Only if I show interest in the client"



May 22, 2007 12:40 am

"The only absolute safe way to double your money is fold it once and put it in your pocket". -Frank McKinney Hubbard


comment to financial planner:


"I'm not worried about taking it with me....I'd just like it to last until I go."


brokers, stocks, bonds


How did you get your broker to be more careful with your money?


Well, I just wrote him into my will.


Financial Planning session:


Planner: "I've analyzed your situation in depth and have a very important suggestion."


"Get some money!"


investment humour: http://www.investment-humor.com/stock-broker-jokes.php

May 22, 2007 8:27 am

Thanks, fighnancy!