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Feb 16, 2009 3:10 pm

I think we all know it’s just a matter of time before Hank is re-banned from the forum.  In preperation for that day I’d am selling

  FREE HANK MOODY T-Shirts and Bumper Stickers.   Get yours today.   T-Shirt - $19.95   Front says: Free Hank Moody Back says: Do you want an annuity   Bumper Sticker - $2.95
Feb 16, 2009 3:14 pm

How would you see the back of a bumper sticker?

Feb 16, 2009 3:37 pm

You don't ... Only applies to the t-shirt. 

Feb 16, 2009 4:03 pm

The annuity shirt should be free. (And have no annual fees.)

   
Feb 16, 2009 4:54 pm

[quote=voltmoie]

You don't ... Only applies to the t-shirt. 

[/quote]   So whats on the front?  "Free Hank Moody"?  Or "Do you want to buy an annuity"?    I hope the former, because the latter would technically be a solicitation and would need the required disclosures in place to be approved my by broker dealer's compliance department.
Feb 16, 2009 5:35 pm

[quote=buyandhold]The annuity shirt should be free. (And have no annual fees.)

   [/quote]   No annual fees, however, you would have to wear it for 10 years before you would be eligible for the free upgrade.
Feb 16, 2009 5:58 pm

I’m sure Hank will want an 8% commission on all products sold, so please keep that in mind when placing orders.

Feb 16, 2009 6:12 pm

he’s giving you a RR forum discount?

Feb 16, 2009 6:59 pm

If, after 10 years, you decide you’d like access to your t-shirt, you may only take 1/15th of it off annually.  But you’ll never lose it, guaranteed.

Feb 17, 2009 10:25 am

[quote=voltmoie]I think we all know it’s just a matter of time before Hank is re-banned from the forum.  In preperation for that day I’d am selling

  FREE HANK MOODY T-Shirts and Bumper Stickers.   Get yours today.   T-Shirt - $19.95   Front says: Free Hank Moody Back says: Do you want an annuity   Bumper Sticker - $2.95[/quote]   I vote that we also include coffee mugs in Edward Jones green...