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Feb 16, 2009 3:10 pm

I think we all know it's just a matter of time before Hank is re-banned from the forum.  In preperation for that day I'd am selling

 
FREE HANK MOODY T-Shirts and Bumper Stickers.
 
Get yours today.
 
T-Shirt - $19.95
 
Front says: Free Hank Moody
Back says: Do you want an annuity
 
Bumper Sticker - $2.95
Feb 16, 2009 3:14 pm

How would you see the back of a bumper sticker?

Feb 16, 2009 3:37 pm

You don't ... Only applies to the t-shirt. 

Feb 16, 2009 4:03 pm

The annuity shirt should be free. (And have no annual fees.)

 
 
Feb 16, 2009 4:54 pm
voltmoie:

You don't ... Only applies to the t-shirt. 

 
So whats on the front?  "Free Hank Moody"?  Or "Do you want to buy an annuity"? 
 
I hope the former, because the latter would technically be a solicitation and would need the required disclosures in place to be approved my by broker dealer's compliance department.
Feb 16, 2009 5:35 pm
buyandhold:

The annuity shirt should be free. (And have no annual fees.)

 
 
 
No annual fees, however, you would have to wear it for 10 years before you would be eligible for the free upgrade.
Feb 16, 2009 5:58 pm

I'm sure Hank will want an 8% commission on all products sold, so please keep that in mind when placing orders.

Feb 16, 2009 6:12 pm

he's giving you a RR forum discount?

Feb 16, 2009 6:59 pm

If, after 10 years, you decide you'd like access to your t-shirt, you may only take 1/15th of it off annually.  But you'll never lose it, guaranteed.

Feb 17, 2009 10:25 am
voltmoie:

I think we all know it's just a matter of time before Hank is re-banned from the forum.  In preperation for that day I'd am selling

 
FREE HANK MOODY T-Shirts and Bumper Stickers.
 
Get yours today.
 
T-Shirt - $19.95
 
Front says: Free Hank Moody
Back says: Do you want an annuity
 
Bumper Sticker - $2.95
 
I vote that we also include coffee mugs in Edward Jones green...