Cold Calling Celine Dion

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Feb 6, 2007 7:59 pm

My niece is into genealogy and, when doing some research, she discovered that Celine Dion is a distant relative of mine. Cha-ching!!!


But I haven't had any luck developing a creative script for cold calling her. So far, all I've got is, "Hey cuz!" Any suggestions?


Winner gets the soundtrack from Titanic, as performed by Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass!

Feb 7, 2007 4:57 pm

What makes me think that the neice was looking for proof of who she WASN'T related to?


Kidding, I'm Kidding "I keed the son of a bitch doberman!" (Reminds me, has anyone heard the Triumph the Insult Comic Dog album, It's very good, for me to poop on!


Mr. A

Feb 7, 2007 5:02 pm

Maybe you could get her interest by telling her about your relationship to her and since she just has a child offer to detail all of the horrific congenital defects that are in the family tree.  That'll get her attention.!


Just kidding.

Feb 7, 2007 7:56 pm
babbling looney:

Maybe you could get her interest by telling her about your relationship to her and since she just has a child offer to detail all of the horrific congenital defects that are in the family tree.  That'll get her attention.!



How dare you classify being of French-Canadian derivation a congenital defect!