McCann to run Paine Webber-soon

“Bob McCann was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!”

“One time I was with Bob McCann in the back of a pickup
truck, along with a live deer. McCann goes up to the deer and says,
‘I’m Bob McCann! SAY IT!’ Then he manipulates the deer’s lips in such
a way as to make it say, ‘BobMcCann’ … It wasn’t exactly like it,
but it was pretty good for a deer!’”

[quote=Don Draper] “One time I was with Bob McCann in the back of a pickup

truck, along with a live deer. McCann goes up to the deer and says,

‘I’m Bob McCann! SAY IT!’ Then he manipulates the deer’s lips in such

a way as to make it say, ‘BobMcCann’ … It wasn’t exactly like it,

but it was pretty good for a deer!’”



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I have no clue what this means Mr recruiter man

i think it’s pretty damn funny

“McCann drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs.
Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes
and said, ‘All in all, I prefer gin.’”

wow

funny stuff

“His poop is used as currency in Argentina.”

“He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.”

“He did 3 tours in 'Nam… I was in Corpus Christi on
business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which
made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it’s Ho Tran McCann!”

“He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.”

your scaring me.

UBS Advisor: Bob McCann is seven feet tall!


Bob McCann:
Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he’d
consume the Swiss with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of
lightning from his arse.


[UBS army laughs]

I AM BOB McCANN!!



The changes coming at UBS are freaky scarry - they are turning us into merrill overnight and the advisors are not ready for the merrill culture about to be dropped on them. want a custodial change on an annuity, fax it 200 miles away!! someone who does not know you or your business will be calling your clients on monthly active account reviews!!  going to be fun to watch all this cheese get moved.

UBS Advisor: Bob McCann is seven feet tall!

Bob McCann: Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he’d consume the Swiss with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

[UBS army laughs]

I AM BOB McCANN!!



The changes coming at UBS are freaky scarry - they are turning us into merrill overnight and the advisors are not ready for the merrill culture about to be dropped on them. want a custodial change on an annuity, fax it 200 miles away!! someone who does not know you or your business will be calling your clients on monthly active account reviews!!  going to be fun to watch all this cheese get moved.

He’s a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby
shrimp scampi.

If you drop a phonograph needle on McCann’s nipple, it plays the Beach
Boys Pet Sounds.

[quote=A b]your scaring me.[/quote]

a) don’t be a pussy

b) don’t be a dumbass. learn to spell “you’re”

Ok, I’m officially starting the Don Draper fan club. You are 2 much. Love it…

McCann is also taking Ron Wolf’s job UBS Americas. He will have total control and freedom over the entire operation.

[quote=A b]your scaring me.[/quote]

a) don’t be a pussy

b) don’t be a dumbass. learn to spell “you’re”

McCann orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson

Did I ever tell you about the time McCann and I went hunting? Well anyway, McCann decides he’s gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul

He sleeps eight hours a night! … well, he was pretty normal when it came to that

They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to McCann talk in his sleep

He date raped David Bowie

Don,

stupid

[quote=Shania Twain]Don,

stupid



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eloquently put, Shania.  we all can’t be as intelligent as you country music stars. sweet, rube.

We once had a bachelor party for McCann. He ate the entire cake, before
we could tell him there was a stripper in it

McCann’s family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil
Armstrong

McCann got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen
ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms

McCann once hosted the Grammy’s and gave every award to Cory Hardt

He has a toenail on the end of his penis.

McCann is ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll.

Did I ever tell you about the time McCann was in a production of The
King and I? Well anyway, before the show, McCann chloroforms the entire cast,
and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got
pretty good reviews.

He breast feeds John Madden.

McCann named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.

They use McCann’s foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

All the Yes album covers are McCann family photos

McCann’s semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from
Terminator 2

The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on McCann, except for the
part about planting apple trees and not raping men.

He gave a handjob to a manta ray.

McCann got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen
ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.

don,

How much do you guys get when you land an FA? Say the guy was doing 1mm.

(if u want to tell)

i’m not a recruiter. if you couldn’t tell, the posts on this thread were jokes. man, you really are a moron.

A b = Shania, Shania = A b. Same UBS/McCann kool aid-drinking, Don Draper-hating, poor grammar-writing posts.

I dont hate don draper

i thought u said you were a recruiter