Funniest name you have ever Cold Called

I used to have a client last name, Hurlbutt.  Kind of a visual image of someone vaulting a@@ end first over a fence.  Made me smile everytime I said it.

Mrs. Looser

Dr. Dickman......(practitioner of holelickstick medicine)

Mrs. Iva Bonar

Not clients, but local names I've heard in the past...Harry Toole, Uneda Peter (why she married a guy with that last name is beyond me) and a Catholic Priest named Father Firmis Dick (forgive me if I misspelled any of these).

...off to do my "Hail Marys" and "Our Fathers"....

Jesse Craps

Hugh Schittenhard

I knew a guy in high school named Rusty Carr.

Neighbors where I grew up Jimmy and John Dieckhauf. I asked them once if their middle names were Ada and Bitta.

“Kelly Cox”.  Middle name “Love”.  Not kidding. 

Here’s the name of a girl that was in my class. Her name is Jenn Fell. Her boyfriends name was Eric M. Down. If they got married and she kept her last name and added his…Jenn Fell Down. Not a joke, these was really their names.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.  I laughed out loud.

Also, just booked a great appointment.  Wishing you all the same good prospecting today.

My friend was named Mr. Poorker and he called Ms. Hog. She hung up on him 3 times. It was so funny!

“Dick Gay”…NO JOKE!

Henauder Titzoff

Harry Weiner

OK I have a few actual names culled from leads bought for "Prospective Investors. 

Lucy Hanus

Richard Nutt

Frank Ramsbottom

Jim Jevitis

Caroline Doody.

and many many more!

Sourbutts (No joke)

COmpletly off topic… yesterday I had to deal with a fellow who lived on Player St. no joke.

Don’t hate the Player hate the game.

Had DeCracker today.  And yes, they were white.

Rusty Cox

My best freind had a Persian gentleman named Mahda Fahkir.  Yep that is EXACTLY how it is pronounced.

Had a Robert McRoberts today.

Called a couple of "Playas" this week:

Clarence B. Hustler and Bill Cashdollar,

Realator: Spencer Ahole

Barry Horney…he is now a client

Had to resurrect this thread today as I was signing off as OSJ for another LPL rep and he too, was opening accounts for the Horney family...

Michael Takash*t.

From my old retail days in college, I had a customer named Henrik Schittenhaard. 

Please note, I have updated from my page one post.  I didn’t think that Hugh was correct when I posted that.

Phil McCracken

Ira Leads

I went to school with a guy that was named William Gibson Morehead, we just called him "Gib" and that was bad enough.

I also met a girl in a bar whose name was Anita Cox, I didn't beleive her till she showed me her driver's license.

Knew a girl who used to be a broker with the last name Cashdollar.  

My wife's hometown had a chiropractor named Dr. Bonebreak.  

John Wigglesworth

Dick Love

Dick Twitchel

Richard Handler…they called him Dick

There is an institutional sales guy I know named George Manlove.

[quote=BrokerRecruit]There is an institutional sales guy I know named George Manlove.[/quote]

How well do you know him? 

I worked with a lady named Stacy Laycock. She got married and changed her name fast as she could.

[quote=Biasedrecruiter] I worked with a lady named Stacy Laycock. She got

married and changed her name fast as she could.[/quote]



Why? What was wrong with the name Stacy?

I had Mr. & Mrs. Head as clients.  It always felt weird addressing her as Mrs. Head.  Now that I’m old I call eveyone by their first name but they’er long gone anyway. 

[quote=joedabrkr] [quote=BrokerRecruit]There is an institutional sales guy I know named George Manlove.[/quote]

How well do you know him? 
[/quote]

Wouldn't you like to know...

Mike Hunt - a doorknock at EDJ...funny thing is, I didn't realize it for about a year that it could be a funny name

Richard Cummings…went by Dick; I thought he was a washed up 70’s porn star or something.

One of the best I've seen is from Terre Haute, IN.  One of their "famous" artists is Omer Seamon.  His nickname is "Salty" (of course). So, some local banks offer checks with his artwork on them.  Wouldn't you like to have some Salty Seamon checks? 

Here is a link if you don't believe me:

http://visions.indstate.edu/cdm4/results.php?CISOOP1=any&amp ;CISOFIELD1=CISOSEARCHALL&CISOROOT=/vchs&CISOBOX1=Se amon

The high school I went to liked to pull pranks over the PA system during morning announcements.  One of the best was a basketball camp that was being instructed by Mike Hawk.

[quote=ManDate]Mike Hunt - a doorknock at EDJ...funny thing is, I didn't realize it for about a year that it could be a funny name[/quote]

...you must be too young to have seen "Porky's"...

[quote=Indyone]

[quote=ManDate]Mike Hunt - a doorknock at EDJ…funny thing is, I didn’t realize it for about a year that it could be a funny name[/quote]

...you must be too young to have seen "Porky's"...

A buddy of mine in college had a "Mike Hunt" shirt.  He used to walk around saying, "Oh no, Mike Hunt's dirty" or "Have you seen Mike Hunt?"

Ahhh... good times....

dick witt

bob dick

emily royds

I have to say that I’m surprised this thread hasn’t been purged.

Frosty Turnipseed

[quote=BrokerRecruit]I have to say that I'm surprised this thread hasn't been purged.[/quote]

Oh stop.  Loosen up. Take a breath and loosen your tie.

That comment had nothing to do with me, just saying that the way the moderators have been with some topics, I'm a little surprised. 

Mike Hockidges

Hugh Dick

Harrold Mann (goes by Harry)

Had a teacher named Dick Dick,

and a frat brother named Harry Balling

Donald Trump. Not the real one of course. He had no money, but he says that he gets calls all the time.

I never cold called, but once there was a guy in my office who had a client, Dr. PEI…he was an OBGYN.  

[quote=rightway]I never cold called, but once there was a guy in my office who had a client, Dr. PEI...he was an OBGYN.   [/quote]

He should have been a urologist.

When i first got out of college I was a drug rep.  I called on an OBGYN named Dr. Beaver.  His first name was Harry.  I swear to god. 

Funny how doctor’s names can be.  Locally, we have a Dr. Doctor who is a psychiatrist.  In Houston, there was (may still be) a Dr. Butcher, surgeon.

The OB Gyn who delivered my daughter was named Dr. Fillerup. 

John Love… Dr. John Love… Dr. Love…

[quote=VABroker]

When i first got out of college I was a drug rep.  I called on an OBGYN named Dr. Beaver.  His first name was Harry.  I swear to god. 

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Hahaha!  That's terrible.

There's a girl in my kid's grade level named Crystal Ball.

I graduated with Candy Cotton.

A mortgage broker friend of mine has a client named Wayne Dwop.