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I believe it is improper to capitalize in the middle of a sentence unless it is a well known title…

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If your prospecting was as diligent as your posting, it's no wonder you starved out of the business.

[quote=Grammar Police]

Alright, let's just get this out of the way now.

You guys suck.

End of story.

What kind of brokers do you guys think you are anyway?  I don't know any 14 year old girls with money, so why the hell would you want to communicate like them?  Can you see an affluent investor taking a 14 year old girl seriously?  Give me a break. 

I know, some of you already have your excuses.  I can already smell the putrid B.S. piling next to the water cooler where the whining, carping burnouts bitch with the rest of the office hens.

You want to be a Big Swinging Dick?  Well start acting like it then!

I am a million dollar producer.  I’m not starving.  You’re dumb.

[quote=noggin]I believe it is improper to capitalize in the middle of a sentence unless it is a well known title.......[/quote]

Maybe it's a problem for you because you can't even imagine what it's like to be a BSD?  Only little limp d*cks should be left uncapitalized. 

I notice your name is not capitalized.

[quote=noggin]I believe it is improper to capitalize in the middle of a sentence unless it is a well known title.......[/quote]

Oh, and by the way.......shut the hell up!  There should only be one period at the end of a sentence.  Wake up creep.

[quote=Grammar Police]I am a million dollar producer.  I'm not starving.  You're dumb.[/quote]

This reminds me of Incredble Hulk, God rest his soul...

I’m not joking at all.  If I could prove it, I would.

[quote=Grammar Police]I’m not joking at all.  If I could prove it, I would.[/quote]

Here we go again…

Anybody who wants to confirm their claims of authenticity can do so by calling me.  I think that most of us would agree that a headhunter can tell the real thing from a poser.

Tell me your name, production and firm.  Answer a few questions.  I’ll check things out on NASD and discretely call you back through your branch’s main switchboard.

I’ll keep your private details confidential, and only report to the group my opinion of your authenticity.

I’m getting sick of seeing this forum degenerate into an anonymous fantasyland.  I’ve seen more believable characters on professional wrestling.  You ready to put up or shut up?  Call me.

[quote=Grammar Police]

[quote=noggin]I believe it is improper to capitalize in the middle of a sentence unless it is a well known title.......[/quote]

Oh, and by the way.......shut the hell up!  There should only be one period at the end of a sentence.  Wake up creep.

[quote=Grammar Police]

[quote=noggin]I believe it is improper to capitalize in the middle of a sentence unless it is a well known title.......[/quote]

Oh, and by the way.......shut the hell up!  There should only be one period at the end of a sentence.  Wake up creep.

[/quote]

That's an improper use of ellipses.  3 or 4 dots should be used depending on the context.  I'm beginning to think that you don't know anything about proper grammar.  Just a hunch....

[quote=hubbabubba][quote=Grammar Police]

[quote=noggin]I believe it is improper to capitalize in the middle of a sentence unless it is a well known title.......[/quote]

Oh, and by the way.......shut the hell up!  There should only be one period at the end of a sentence.  Wake up creep.

[/quote]

That's an improper use of ellipses.  3 or 4 dots should be used depending on the context.  I'm beginning to think that you don't know anything about proper grammar.  Just a hunch....

[/quote]

No it's not.  You're wrong.  Yes I do.

[quote=BrokerRecruit][quote=Grammar Police]

[quote=noggin]I believe it is improper to capitalize in the middle of a sentence unless it is a well known title.......[/quote]

Oh, and by the way.......shut the hell up!  There should only be one period at the end of a sentence.  Wake up creep.

[/quote] A comma is needed before creep.[/quote]

No it's not sweetheart. 

Very amusing.

[quote=hubbabubba][quote=Grammar Police]

[quote=noggin]I believe it is improper to capitalize in the middle of a sentence unless it is a well known title.......[/quote]

Oh, and by the way.......shut the hell up!  There should only be one period at the end of a sentence.  Wake up creep.

[/quote]

That's an improper use of ellipses.  3 or 4 dots should be used depending on the context.  I'm beginning to think that you don't know anything about proper grammar.  Just a hunch....

[/quote]

No it's not.  Yes I do.

[quote=JCadieux]

[quote=Grammar Police]I’m not joking at all.  If I could prove it, I would.[/quote]

Here we go again…

Anybody who wants to confirm their claims of authenticity can do so by calling me.  I think that most of us would agree that a headhunter can tell the real thing from a poser.

Tell me your name, production and firm.  Answer a few questions.  I’ll check things out on NASD and discretely call you back through your branch’s main switchboard.

I’ll keep your private details confidential, and only report to the group my opinion of your authenticity.

I’m getting sick of seeing this forum degenerate into an anonymous fantasyland.  I’ve seen more believable characters on professional wrestling.  You ready to put up or shut up?  Call me.

[/quote]

GP-

I notice that you’ve ignored my offer.

Frankly, your ranting is getting redundant.  I’m shocked that Registered Rep hasn’t barred your account, yet.

I’m beginning to believe that you’re not NASD Newbie.  He was too mature for this.  You are a screaming child interrupting a grown-up conversation.  What part of put up or shut up did you not understand?

I outed myself in another thread.  There was a plan here to have a grand mockery of all our favorite trolls.  My intention was to have GP so ridiculous that it would be an obvious spoof. 

I was intending to post a crayon W-2 on the site that indyone mentioned as proof of Grammar Police's million dollar producer status. 

I was so sick of the the petty 'grammar' and Big Swinging D*ck crap that I just had to mock it all.

Sorry if I truly offended anyone, although the comments were pretty over the top.

[quote=dude]

Sorry if I truly offended anyone, although the comments were pretty over the top.

I should have stated that its a PROPER use of ellipses.  I am correct, GP.  You can claim that you are right, but nobody's buying it.

So, how long until Grammar Police gets banned?

Dude, I thought you were funny.  I don't know how anyone could have taken you seriously...

You should still post that crayon W-2...

I thought that you were kind of a cross between Dirk Knuckledragger, Greenhills, and Nasty Newbie in my opinion…

[quote=hubbabubba]

I should have stated that its a PROPER use of ellipses.  I am correct, GP.  You can claim that you are right, but nobody's buying it.

So, how long until Grammar Police gets banned?

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hubbabubba,

The cat is out of the bag.  I was going to have some fun by having Grammar Police say that ellipses were shapes and that you must be stoopid.  Then I outed myself....

I was going to slowly have Grammar Police's grammar slip, yet remain indignant.  Too bad I screwed it up, it would have been funny.

[quote=Indyone]I thought that you were kind of a cross between Dirk Knuckledragger, Greenhills, and Nasty Newbie in my opinion...[/quote]

Damn, you got it spot on.  I blended attributes from each in my hoax.  Although, frankly, I do appreciate quite a few posts from the above personas....just not the the fluff.

dude, you got me.  I thought you were another incarnation of newbie.  I haven't been here long enough to know who the other guys were.

You should have started making spelling errors and had Spelling Police, who has poor grammar, duke it out with Grammar Police.  Nothing like a little schizophrenic battles amongst yourselves!

I was going to have a bit of fun for a week or so and then post a crayon W-2 that my 3 year old made as 'proof' of my million dollars production. 

But, I screwed it up and forgot to logoff as dude.  Frankly, it was a bit tedious.  Maintaining multiple persona's is difficult.

I admire those who do it well .

http://forums.registeredrep.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3221&amp ;PN=1&TPN=2

Good stuff right there.

[quote=dude]

I was going to have a bit of fun for a week or so and then

post a crayon W-2 that my 3 year old made as ‘proof’ of my million dollars

production.

But, I screwed it up and forgot to logoff as dude. Frankly, it was a bit

tedious. Maintaining multiple persona’s is difficult.

I admire those who do it well .

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